Well. Gawddamn.
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Well. Gawddamn.
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I think that’s what’s happening here?
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Tom of Brussels is a muscly tatted tan #Instagay who has become just a super de duper star by flaunting his engorged testis in tiny tight bottoms. As far as I understand, he hasn’t directly fessed to injecting his scrotum with silicone, but that’s the word on the street. And – going by this poll at Cocktails and Cocktalk – most people are not feeling what Tom’s packing.
Thoughts on this? pic.twitter.com/HXnb1axu5B
— Cocktails & Cocktalk (@cocktalk_blog) October 15, 2019
On a sad side note, last year a different man named Tank actually died from silicone-injected balls, and as of this month his mom is suing his lovers for making him continue to receive injections. He was in a dom/sub situation and once stated about his injections: “Master will decide when enough is enough.” Tank and his polyamorous partners even went so far as to pen a 2000 word contract signing over Tank’s physical wellbeing to his master.
If watching Botched clips on YouTube during work hours has taught me anything, it’s that we shouldn’t play fast and loose with our health. Although – and I hope you’re sitting down for this one – I myself am not a doctor. We all take different risks (I rode a scooter to work this morning sans helmet beyotch ) with our bodies and maybe Tom of Brussels’ is worth it for him. Or then again maybe not. TBH and honestly it’s for you to decide, so let us know your thoughts on silicone-injected balls in the comments plz and thank u.
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[WATCH: “Manscent: Scene Two” – Raging Stallion Studios]
Some of you are into it, some of you are not and like your men freshly showered. What I’m talking about is Manscent.
Go into most any bar named “The Eagle” or any seedy gay bar and you know the scent I’m talking about. Sweat, pee, and bleach. It’s the scent of man. Why they haven’t bottled it and put it in a cologne I don’t know, but some of you wear it so well, so.
What started as a gloryhole encounter ended with Brian Bonds and Logan Stevens Spitroasting Drake Masters.
[WATCH: Manscent Scene 1 – Raging Stallion]
Mason Lear is walking around stroking his huge cock as he hears moans off in the distance. He spots Ricky Larkin jacking off in a leather chair and decides to join him. Mason grabs hold of his own throbbing cock while he continues to gag on Ricky’s. Ricky wants to see just how orally talented Mason is, so he holds his legs up to give Mason complete access to his hairy hole. As his eyes roll into the back of his head, Ricky strokes out thick ropes that land on his hairy abs for Mason to lick up and taste.
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About a year ago we checked out homoerotic photographer Bruce Weber’s Instagram, which is just soooo chock full of barely legal 90s Abercrombie thots dipping their hot tan-lined ass cracks in the pool. If you’re just quirky enough to appreciate the work of Bruce Weber, something tells me that Jeremy Kost’s photography might just open up your aperture a little. Girl talk – how big do these pictures make your aperture?
I’m at an f/4 rn baby. Kost is an erotic photographer with an amazing eye for nekked eye candy. He also does work with drag queens, and if you want to purchase his book, or shell out for his original prints, you can head to his website. Today we’re going to be taking a casual introductory scroll through his softcore Instagram… which I’m just now realizing is followed by way more of my friends than I would have thought. Ya’ll nasty.
And let me be the first to warn you before you scroll down any further: Your aperture might not be ready for all this nekked hotness. Like you may need to go to the restroom. Yas kween?
And finally, speaking of apertures, hole-y smokes…
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…it’s… pretty cool!
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…Should never look down during blowjobs! Always look up into their eyes. Smile with your blowjob.
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Quaker Oats is coming at us with a curveball campaign featuring everyone’s favorite Olympic British twink diver Bratz Doll Tom Daley! the breakfast brand has been vying for a younger audience over the past decade by first slimming down “Larry” in 2012 and then giving him tasteful plastic surgery in 2019, but now they’re going a step further by enlisting the name on every cool Gen-Zers’ lips – Tom Daley. You saw Euphoria! It was all Tom Daley this Tom Daley that. Tom Daley. Of the moment.
In one of the images Tom pretends to smash an oversized alarm clock with a sledgehammer in just some gray sweatpants. But Quaker Oats really kicks up the hawtness level in images that depict Tom bathing in a big pile of oats! They’re clinging to every part of his flawless bod – including his sninkity stankity pit hair – and if this doesn’t inspire you to incorporate Quaker Oats into your morning routine, nothing will. Just watch out for the stray Tom Daley pit hairs in your bowl.
Photo Credit: MEGA
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The fourth Democratic debate went down last night, and many people are agreeing that the event was the power bottom to Pete Buttigieg’s huge and hairy – but also unifying and respectful – cock! Most news sources really are calling out obese-assed Buttigieg as the winner of the debate (CNN put him first on their list of the evening’s winners) and I can’t help but feel that I’m responsible? Is that a crazy thing for me to say? Pete’s star has been waning in the media over the past few weeks. Did it take my exposé on Pete’s a$$ to wake America up as to Pete’s a$$?
Family style. pic.twitter.com/8ZIBEG9yVY
— Team Pete HQ (@PeteForAmerica) October 10, 2019
Honestly Pete turned his bussy out last night and showed the world that in addition to being level-headed and thoughtful, he can go head-to-head with big personalities and whip out tweet-ready one-liners like the best of ’em. It’s honestly like he’s leaning into his gayness finally. We’re bitches! Sissy that Medicare for all who want it hernty. You can read an actual article from a real website about Pete’s performance here, but for a taste of the sass, here’s what he had to say to Beto O’Rourke during a verbal Vogueing:
I don’t need lessons from you on courage — political or otherwise.
And here’s what he had to say to Elizabeth Warren during their category – Medicare Realness:
A yes or no question that didn’t get a yes or no answer. This is why people are so frustrated. Your signature is to have a plan for everything, except this.
Where’s Billy Porter? I need him to scream “fierce” into a microphone stat!
And um, side note, does anyone else need a Kleenex and a cigarette to get through any exchange between Buttigieg and O’Rourke?
The real obstacle to ending the era of mass shootings in our country isn’t on the #DemDebate stage. It’s the @NRA and its enablers in Washington. #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/suN2YQqWtb
— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) October 16, 2019
Please tell me there’s a Democratic debate locker room where these two are unable to unleash their sexual tension all over each other’s faces and stomachs! Wait, did I take it too far? Yeah, I took it too far
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And why shouldn’t he be?
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Brought to you by Ashton Summers’ tongue and penis and Tyler Sweet’s butt.
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Choosing America’s Next Top Impossibly, Painfully, Miserably Gorgeous Model Of The Week is so stressful that I get why Tyra Banks emotionally abuses the contestants on her show. Quick somebody get me a model to haze! Mama needs to let off some steam.
Anyway all of that was to say that after some deliberation I landed on the freakishly fine T.J. Moore. He’s, in a word, severe. It’s like all of Moore’s parts – from his cheekbones to his eyes to his lips to his abs to his legs – were manufactured in a modeling laboratory. Especially those cheekbones. Dayumn. He could work at Six Flags etching names in grains of rice with those sharp fother muckers.
Moore is with the exclusive Ford Modeling Agency and has swerved looks on catwalks and editorial shoots for brands like Dockers, Tom Ford, and Calvin Klein. As recently as this June he tagged himself as a #newmodel on Instagram, and now with just shy of 4K followers, his career seems to be going in the right direction.
Moore possesses the sort of unobtainable, obnoxious, nauseating, borderline offensive, illegal-in-Mississippi good looks that we require here at the exclusive Fleshbot Gay Pervert Modeling Agency, and, aside from deeply loathing him for his beauty, we wish T.J. Moore the best of luck!
Photo Credit: Instagram
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GNC success story Zac Efron has a super sexy twenty-seven-year-old brother named Dylan Efron, who has worked as an assistant on a number of movies, but is mainly known for looking like a gerrddern snack attack on Instagram. He’s very active and outdoorsy, and seems to be into any physical activity that you can outfit yourself for at PacSun.
In general we’ve been sleeping on tons of delish pics of Dylan living his California Sporty Spice shirtless fantasy, but this video of his hunk a junk flopping as he slow-motion jogs to pimp a GoPro is just ::chef’s kiss::. From tip to twat the man is just gorgeous. It’s just so crazy to think that if Zac has made out better with the same gene pool he could have been hot too. Life’s cruel.
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Thank you Velvet for reminding us of the username of the babe and a half we’ve been lusting on our amateur posts recently! It’s Damnlias on Instagram. However he will always be Sir Equi Cumferenced in our hearts.
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Nummy nummy nummy.
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I recently threw together a list of the most unintentionally gay moments yet on Riverdale, but one of those scenes would certainly have gotten the bump had I witnessed the unabashed gayness that is the new sure-to-be infamous Riverdale locker room scene.
As with last season’s gayest line “You got some pretty big coconuts pulling that kind of stunt last night,” today’s super de duper gay quip again comes from Charles Melton. We’ve been straight up sleeping on his unintentional gayness!
In the latest episode, Melton approaches Eli Goree, who’s only wearing a towel, and teases him about his time in prison with the ol’ chestnut:
Let’s settle a bet. In prison showers, is it true what they say about dropping the soap?
I’m willing to forgive the scene’s slightly 90s gay-fearing tone due to the fact that this is softcore gay porn. They’re on our side. Whether they know it or not. K.J. Apa stands by looking just as porny as Eli, and it’s just, IDK, inspirational (is that the word?) that Pervy CW Execs worked a line about a penis being inserted inside a butthole into a Riverdale locker room scene. Lest we forget what showrunner Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa had to say about casting Riverdale back in 2017:
Of course, they are all beautiful to look at, but for me, what I wanted more was a sense that the characters had a ripe sexuality.
Like they were all kind of on the cusp of transitioning from teenagers to young adults. It’s almost like the 1950s pinup girls, or the guys that were, like, a little bit like Physique Pictorial. There was a sexual energy to them that I look for, more than, like, Oh my God, is this kid TV pretty.
And soap. I mean scene!
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From Mr. Man:
It’s scary how much great nudity you can find in horror movies. Today’s five scenes offer up more spills than chills, starting with Nikolaj Coster-Waldau in Nightwatch. In this Danish original, the Kingslayer from Game Of Thrones slays the nudity game by wielding his impressive sword. In The Hole Keira Knightley finds herself surrounded by a whole lotta peen when she storms the boys locker’s room to get up close and personal with Laurence Fox. On a DVD extra from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Eric Balfour looks abou-four-inches when he flashes cock after wrapping up filming. Cillian Murphy is killin’ it with the frontal in 28 Days Later, waking up fully nude and fully bushy in the hospital. If you’re wondering what Mark Duplass looks like naked you’re, uh, in the right place. Creep 2 finds the actor tossing his towel to reveal his spookily hot package.
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Would you sleep in this actual bathroom if it meant you could get with this cock? This is real question. With real consequences. Let us know.
This…
For this?
Hmmmm?
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If you’re not coughing up a furball you’re not doing blowjob.
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